OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. John Burgess says:

    — “I’m Mister Cellophane!”

    — Clyde thought he was deep, but everyone saw through him.

  2. Hibernianhillbilly says:

    Todd’s growing obsession of becoming Whole Foods employee of the month was begining to alarm co-workers and customers alike.

  3. Herb says:

    Pete Zah is a vegetable.

  4. Eric says:

    To Bill’s horror, he learns people really ARE what they eat.

  5. jerry says:

    You are what you eat.

  6. One White House staffer took the First Lady’s campaign to eat more vegetables a little too seriously.

  7. Michael Hamm says:

    Special Ops FDA inspectors deployed to weed out illegal vegetable sales.

  8. Michael Hamm says:

    Want to see my banana?

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Must be a Republican, everyone knows Democrats are meat-heads.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Michael Hamm: Ouch.

  11. JKB says:

    Hey, the recipe said “blend well”, so I did.

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me,
    speaking words of produce, lettuce be.
    And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me,
    speaking words of produce, lettuce be.

    Lettuce be, lettuce be, lettuce be, lettuce be….
    Whisper words of produce,
    Lettuce be.”

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    Avante garde artist in Beijing hides from the Chi-Coms’ Ministry of Art censors.

    (I’m sure he’s humming along with Ozark Hillbilly’s number one hit
    “Lettuce Be.”

  14. Mr. Prosser says:

    Whole Foods manager demonstrates to Congress: “Guys, these are vegetables, that crap you call pizza is in the frozen food aisle.”

  15. JKB says:

    Many vegetables blend well in a chameleon stir fry.

  16. John425 says:

    His girlfriend is over in the Fresh Fruit section and boy, does she have great melons!

  17. KRM says:

    Unfortunatelyt, the Fruit of the Loom graduate internship was not all that Russell had hoped.

  18. rodney dill says:

    Ned had yet to learn that the Cucumber display was the place to troll for lonely women.

  19. jd says:

    “Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down here. Beam me u……”

  20. Drew says:

    Michelle proudly displays Barack’s menu options…….but if you look really really, close……that’s right, just below and left of the ginger root…….Twinkies and smokes…..

  21. Steve discovered that his latest updates to the Cloaking Device had not eliminated all of the flaws

  22. G.A.Phillips says:

    What, no cracks about my imaginary friend being a vegetable?sam?

  23. Finally, President Obama’s pledge of transparency bears fruit.

  24. physics geek says:

    Orange you glad to be here? Lettuce say I yam.

    So the body snatchers began their invasion. Fortunately for humanity, the pod people are pretty stupid

  25. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @G.A.Phillips: Ask and ye shall receive:

    “Turning water into wine was the easy part.”

  26. KRM says:

    Try as he might, John Huntsman simply could not distinguish himself from the other GOP candidates.

  27. John425 says:

    Radical group “Occupy Grocery Street” tries to blend in.