OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Semper Dry or Damper Fi Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Semper Dry or Damper Fi Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Steven L. Taylor“Hmm. Cloudy with a chance of a ridiculous shitstorm.”

Second: Stormy DragonAnd with the Obama family happily reunited, it was time for Marine Poppins to leave, for there were other politician families who still needed his help.

Third: markm – Obama: “…rain?!?!?… I just learned about the forecast…at the same time you guys did”

HONORABLE MENTION

Patrick McCain“… and another one for my teleprompter, Corporal.”

jd – “A little more to the right.” ( And all the GOP said, “Amen” – rodney dill)

Michael Hamm – Where is the Blue Angels flyover? Oops – I sequestered them.

Donald Sensing“Hey! What happened to my sidearm?”

OzarkHillbilly – “I told you pigeons are all Republicans.”

anjin-san – Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head
But that doesn’t mean Issa’s done witch hunting yet
Nothing seems to stick…
Those raindrops are fallin’ on my head, they keep fallin’
( …but I’m worry free, schedule a tee time for me. – rodney dill)

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Clifford the Big Red Dog visits the White House.

“Hey! It’s letting up… Do you caddy too?”

“Hmmmm… Nothing like a little bad weather to take peoples minds off political scandals.”

Obama (to press): “Hey, I know Susan Rice told you there would be no rain today… but you know how she lies.”

Obama: “Where could you have been better placed to protect the Presidency?”
Marine: “Benghazi, Mr. President.”

Obama: “What’s the weather report for today?”
Marine: “Chance of Scandals early, with scattered political attacks toward evening.”

Obama: “Is is raining?”
Marine: “Yes, Mr. President.”
Obama: “Let met check… Hey! Why’d you let me get wet?”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. anjin-san says:

    @ Rodney Dill

    ( …but I’m worry free, schedule a tee time for me. – rodney dill)

    Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head
    But that doesn’t mean the rants will be a stopping yet…
    Cryin’s not for me
    ‘Cause I’m never gonna stop the rain by complainin’

    Fore