OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Semper Dry or Damper Fi Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Semper Dry or Damper Fi Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Steven L. Taylor – “Hmm. Cloudy with a chance of a ridiculous shitstorm.”
Second: Stormy Dragon – And with the Obama family happily reunited, it was time for Marine Poppins to leave, for there were other politician families who still needed his help.
Third: markm – Obama: “…rain?!?!?… I just learned about the forecast…at the same time you guys did”
HONORABLE MENTION
Patrick McCain – “… and another one for my teleprompter, Corporal.”
jd – “A little more to the right.” ( And all the GOP said, “Amen” – rodney dill)
Michael Hamm – Where is the Blue Angels flyover? Oops – I sequestered them.
Donald Sensing – “Hey! What happened to my sidearm?”
OzarkHillbilly – “I told you pigeons are all Republicans.”
anjin-san – Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head
But that doesn’t mean Issa’s done witch hunting yet
Nothing seems to stick…
Those raindrops are fallin’ on my head, they keep fallin’
( …but I’m worry free, schedule a tee time for me. – rodney dill)
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Clifford the Big Red Dog visits the White House.
“Hey! It’s letting up… Do you caddy too?”
“Hmmmm… Nothing like a little bad weather to take peoples minds off political scandals.”
Obama (to press): “Hey, I know Susan Rice told you there would be no rain today… but you know how she lies.”
Obama: “Where could you have been better placed to protect the Presidency?”
Marine: “Benghazi, Mr. President.”Obama: “What’s the weather report for today?”
Marine: “Chance of Scandals early, with scattered political attacks toward evening.”Obama: “Is is raining?”
Marine: “Yes, Mr. President.”
Obama: “Let met check… Hey! Why’d you let me get wet?”
The Thursday Contest already has the Metrosexual App.
@ Rodney Dill
Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head
But that doesn’t mean the rants will be a stopping yet…
Cryin’s not for me
‘Cause I’m never gonna stop the rain by complainin’
Fore