OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Border Line 'Leven Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Border Line ‘Leven Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: Allan Bourdius“Why would I fear American SEALs when I have a walrus?”

Second: pylon – You’re much shorter in person Mr. Bolton.

Third: al-Ameda – I’m the Eggman, he’s the Walrus, anything else?


Tony W. – Mr. Putin promised to release the walrus if he agreed not to engage in any further homosexual behavior.

Paul Hooson“No, not Lennon. Lenin…”

He who must not be named – Up against the wall, Rus. (channeling Stephan Pastis today, eh? – rodney)

John Burgess“Paul is dead, Putin. Honest.”

Pharoah Narim – “And from here…you simply pull out the heart….”

JWH – “Where did Obama say to stick it?”


In Soviet Russia, Putin Goo Goo Gajoob’s you.

“Look… I taught him to Twerk.”

“Nyet… you cannot haz my bukkit.”

“Obama said he always wanted to go golfing with you…. I don’t get it.”

The Monday Contest hopes the Hokey Pokey isn’t what its all about.


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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.