OTB Caption Contest Winners

The The Manolo Will Not Be Pleased Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The The Manolo Will Not Be Pleased Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un provides field guidance during his visit to the Wonsan Shoe Factory


REUTERS/KCNA

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Peacewood – Hey, anything to make me look taller!.

Second: JWH – “There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongang

Third: PAUL HOOSON – “What, made in China?”

HONORABLE MENTION

Tillman – “This one. This is the new national shoe. Everyone must wear this shoe.”

charles austin – This glove appears to be defective. Execute everyone at the glove factory.

OzarkHillbilly – What about Dennis?

Hal_10000You wear these? In North Korea, our people eat these.

Doug MataconisWhere’s the Manolo Blahnik’s that Carrie wore in that Sex & The City episode?

al-Ameda – “Well, should we use **** or shinola?”

Pinky – “They’re…for a friend.”

Robert W. ArmijoI always look for the Union label and advise that you do the same…or else.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“No you morons…. I want Seoul… not sole”

“What? This proves Kringer has infirtrated our rines? Bring me this Kringer.”

“Which color goes with Khaki… before Labor Day?”

“OK… first we put the bad generals in these… then we release the dogs.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I really thought JWH’s “There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongang” would take it. Too funny.

  2. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Thank you, Rodney. Surprisingly, many of my jokes since I was kid were jokes about bad haircuts or shoes. I even once made a crazy looking shoe out of paper and left in on the shoe rack of a store as a gag as a kid once. – Yet, I neither joked about a bad haircut or a shoe joke here. Surprising for me….

  3. Franklin says:

    There were a lot of good ones here. It would have been hard for me to choose.