OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Moral High Ground Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Moral High Ground Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP/Tauseef Mustafa)


First: Michael Hamm – NFL solves the temporary seating problem at Dallas stadium.

Second: charles austinWe have the answer to Barbara Walters’ timeless question: “If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be”

Third: Mr. Prosser – Don’t just blow up everything, Masood, you think martyrs grow on trees?


JazzShawOne reason Christmas never caught on with the local Muslims was that they just didn’t seem to grasp the idea of decorating the tree.

MikeM_inMd – Tryouts for the part of Zacchaeus in last movie about Jesus.

hey norm – Why do these geeks keep calling me Treebeard?

Maggie Mama – You can’t see the forest for the trees? I don’t get it, Achmed.

John425 – Wisconsin Democrat “Fleebaggers” seek the “high ground”.

Phil Smith – It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A


Tree of Liberty needs to be pruned from time to time, especially in Egypt Libya.

No, it’s Tea Party, not Tree Party.

Tree huggers are nuthin’ compared to tree buggerers

The Monday Contest can’t find a flying squirrel.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Michael Hamm says:

    Thanks RD.

  2. anjin-san says:

    Cool. Racism directed at Muslims. A change of pace from the usual black stuff.

  3. Woo hoo! Thanks for second Rodney.

  4. john personna says:

    No LOTR references? The Ents join the revolution!

  5. rodney dill says:

    Well the “treebeard” caption was an LOTR reference, but there was probably more material there.
    Devoid of Monty Python references as well, I almost called it the “Look On The Bright Side of Life” Edition, but changed it at the last minute.

  6. john personna says:

    Sorry, missed the Treebeard one.