OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Baby Grand Theft Auto Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Baby Grand Theft Auto Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Palestinian children hold guns as they celebrate with others what they said was a victory over Israel, following a ceasefire in Gaza City


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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Tillman – The Expendables 4: Expendadorable!

Second: Guarneri – Hon, Did you follow the instructions on the Ritalin scrip?

Third: jd – What part of “shall not be infringed” don’t you understand?

HONORABLE MENTION

RockthisTown – No, no . . . Biden said double-barrel shotgun blasts – not double-feral tot gun brats! (…channeling Stephan Pastis?… – rodney)

John425 – We be from Ferguson, suckahs!

Slugger – Join us at youth.nra.org !

He who must not be named – School’s out for summer! School’s out forever!

PAUL HOOSON – THE TERRORISTS OF TINYTOWN

roger – The hall monitor program has become way too militarized.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Damn it feels good to be a gangsta”

“Look girls, I’m gonna get me some.”
“Some what?”
“Damned if I know.”

Send Lawyers, guns, yard monkeys, the shit has hit the fan

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Franklin says:

    Wow, lots of good ones this time. Congrats to Tillman!

  2. Tillman says:

    All the honor goes to Sylvester Stallone, the only boxer I know named after a cat.

  3. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    @Tillman: Little known fact: Boxer Tommy Morrison and his brother, Jerome, were named after cartoon characters Tom & Jerry.

  4. PAUL HOOSON says:

    I’m glad you loved my old cult movie reference, Rodney. – I’m quite an old film aficionado, especially those bad cult items….PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE, ROBOT MONSTER, and many more ill fated attempts at film production. Those unauthorized James Bond movies made by high school kids on YouTube are really something. Somehow when mom is driving the getaway car for the car chase scene, it really adds a whole new dimension to the Bond genre…..