OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Custard's Last Stand Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Custard’s Last Stand Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: NickNot – 7 years of college. Was it worth it?

Second: Allan BourdiusMany jobs seriously threatened by global warming

Third(tie): JKB – In hopes of getting Obama’s attention, the Unemployed adopt the cloak of things Obama has been willing to stop for in the past.

Third(tie): John425 – Support for “OccupyWallStreet” seems to be melting away.


Robert W. ArmijoJust moments later, the ice cream cone was assailed by a giant banana and a very large cherry.

Maggie Mama – Joe went absolutely tutti-fruitti after learning that Ben & Jerry’s latest flavor is called “Schweddy Balls.”

Doug MataconisAfter Osama bin Laden’s death, al Qaeda members struggle to find new careers

Jazz ShawThe roll-out of the 2012 safe sex awareness program clearly suffered from recent budget cuts.

Neil Hudelson – And I say to you that if you BELIEVE that the LORD can CHANGE the crosswalk sign, then LO it will cha-HALLELUJAH IT CHANGED!

charles austinNormally, and this is just me, I prefer my ice cream cones without a mustache.


“Hey Bachmann, Eat me…”

“Hey Obama, Eat me…”

Michigan deploys its newly designed Traffic Cones to ease road rage.

Krispy Krunchy Kones are all the Kraze

Another GOP Candidate announces he is running

“…and I live in a van, down by the river.”

The Monday Contest has already embraced Hakuna matata

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo! Thanks for the HM, RD.

  2. NickNot says:

    Hey! Thanks! (insert overly mellow dramatic speech about wife, kids, and how much my parents sacrificed here). These are fun!

  3. rodney dill says:

    All those good captions, and still no double-dip mentioned.