OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Phishing Scam Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Phishing Scam Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AFP Photo/Daniel Roland)


First(tie): John Burgess“Your name has been selected to receive-absolutely free!-our special candygram! Please help us arrange a delivery date.”

First(tie): de stijl – We’re going to need a bigger TARP.

Second: Brooke – When his mother named him Jonah, she never imagined…

Third: Allan bourdiusThe trader’s not so subliminal message failed to make the price of Q-Tip shares change.


MaggieMama – It’s only Wireshark capturing a few info packets.

physics geek“You’ve got quite a problem there.” “Damn right. Get this human out of me!”

Mr. Prosser – Hello, Mitt? This is Rick. I tried jumping the shark and missed.

David – Another English major finds a job…

Drew – ObamaCare Arrives — No…now listen to me, not a dentist..NOT a dentist..an oral surgeon. Yes, I know it’s just the bottom teeth….look, do you know what line of work I’m in?

Donald Sensing – Well, they told me that traders wear sharkskin suits, and I did, and now they are laughing at me. Jerks


♬ My my my, I’m once bitten twice shy, baby ♬

“Yes, I’m really concerned about this one… I think they got a bigger Boat.”

I’d really like to tell you about Mrs. Paul…. Mrs. Ron Paul that is.

Halooo… can you speak up, I’m hard of herring.

“No I can’t, I have a haddock.”

“All your bass are belong to us.”

“A fish fry? This Friday?….. count me in”

The Thursday Contest is already making an ash of itself.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    Thank you, thank you… It’s good to know that early SNL still has some value.

  2. de stijl says:

    @John Burgess:

    And early Speilberg.

  3. rodney dill says:

    @John Burgess: …and I liked that you embellished on the idea, instead of just invoking the “Candy Gram” or “plumber” line.

  4. John Burgess says:

    .@rodney dill: That may be because my ‘Do Not Call’ registration seems to have expired