OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Arachnid The Kid Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: mantis – I’m sick of your inaction on the Mary Jane issue, Mr. President! (Double entendre for the… what was I saying… and does anybody have a bag of munchies – rodney)
Second: Mr. Prosser – The president’s staff misunderstood when he told them he wanted to participate in a webinar.
Third(tie): Kim – The web swinging was good, but the “Uncle Ben” line was harsh.
Third(tie): markm – Spiderkid “…you can ban all the weapons you want…..but you’ll have to pry my spider web shooter thingy from my cold dead hands!”
Tillman – “But you don’t…have…any web shooters! You’re based….on….the….movie vers-aarrghgh!”
Jeremy – “Blast it-I knew I missed an executive order in there…”
Allan Bourdius – “Why hasn’t the White House addressed my petition for the EPA to deal with radioactive spiders?!?”
John Burgess – “Oh, I see the Secret Service was busy with hookers again…”
Robert W. Armijo – President Obama is shocked to discover the White House is bugged.
aquanerd – Republicans go for broke with their secret weapon!
OzarkHillbilly – The Secret Service never imagined that Al Qaeda would deploy a suicide spider kid
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“…but why don’t you attack Pelosi?”
Cuomo immediately went on a rant that a spider would never need more than 10 spinnerets.
Spiderman: “You’re back…. I threw you over the Fiscal Cliff…”
Obama: “…but, Obumbles bounce.”
Oh what a tangled web we weave, for more taxes we wish to receive.
Spiderman subdues the Obamaton, unaware of what his enemy’s sidekick, MalarkyMan, has planned for him.
The Monday Contest just can’t bear going through TSA.