OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Kung Fu Panda Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Photo By KEVIN ZHAO/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Hal 10000 – Chinese police finally capture and extradite the real Lennay Kakua.

Second: Jeremy – Oppa Panda Style!

Third: He who must not be named says – What’s black and white and red all over? (An integrated communist school? – rodney)

HONORABLE MENTION

physics geek – Where’s the Spray Tan, damn it!

Mr. Prosser – If this isn’t profiling I don’t know what is, notice I’m the only one who has to go through the scanner.

Fog – Volunteers for the panda breeding program get priority in the security line.

jd – Won’t let me in?! Grrr. Never say no to panda!

OzarkHillbilly – Al Qaeda’s newest ploy: The suicide Panda.

Robert W. Armijo – After passing through a TSA screening, now we all know why the Panda is really going extinct.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Now I’ll show you a little something I like to call ‘Me Ole Bamboo.’”

I think Gangnam style has gone too far.

Lady Gaga’s tour to China was well received.

“Of course we’re not racist… Penguins, Zebras, skunks, and Holsteins are allowed to immigrate every day.”

When the Japanese delegate, Domo-kun, also arrived all hell broke loose.

The Thursday Contest has already gotten a swift kick start.