OTB Caption Contest Winners
The In Your Cups Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The In Your Cups Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Photo by LARRY DOWNING/REUTERS
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: markm – President: “…what the…JAY, you tricky man…..is that a surveillance device on my coffee cup?”
Second: Hal 10000 – We’ve replaced the coffee we normally serve with Folger’s crystals. Let’s see if Barack Obama notices.
Third: Wyatt Earp – With no teleprompter available, Obama staffers use Alpha-Bits to feed the president his lines.
HONORABLE MENTION
Mu – I like these new “hide everywhere” teleprompters
Pinky – “Don’t worry about it. I was lousy at my job and they invited me back, too.”
JWH – One of these men is one of the most powerful men in America. The other one is the president.
Lynda – Your next guest is Putin? Here, let me leave a little present for him in his coffee…
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Barry: “If I had a son he coulda been…”
Jay: “Joshua Reddin?”
Barry: “Well…”
Jay: “Julian McKnight?”
Barry: “Uh…”
Jay: “Lloyd Khemradj?”
Barry: “Man, this is good coffee Jay…”(whispering into cup): “Eject Eject Eject”Obama: “…and I brought along Pelosi and Reid for Stupid Pet Tricks…”
Leno: “…Uh… that’s Letterman”Drone coffee… good to the last strike.
Muslim Hills Brothers Coffee… a non-prophet corporation.
The Monday Contest finds your lack of faith disturbing.
Waaaahhoooooo….gittin’ it dun.
Thanks RD.