OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Chicken Of The Sea Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Robert W. Armijo – Now this Baywatch chick really has me debating whether I’m a leg, or breast man.
Second: Rick Almeida – I thought guys came to the beach to pick up chicks.
Third: OzarkHillbilly – The beach may be no place to hide from the US Marshall’s Service, but Tommy Lee Jones needs to find a costume that blends in a little better.
HONORABLE MENTION
Ron Beasley – The next not Romney
Michael Hamm – Chicken of the Sea unveils its new mascot. Next- he’s off to catch Charlie.
Allan Bourdius – Where have you gone, Colonel Sanders? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you…
jd – After this last debacle, Chicken Team 6 was disbanded and a new, more water-capable mascot was chosen
Maggie Mama – After much soul-searching, Chuckie reached the conclusion he wasn’t a seabird after all.
Gollum – Bob wore long swim trunks to divert attention from his . . . well . .. chicken feet.
Hoyticus – Screw tuna. I’m the chicken of the sea!
Brian – David Hasslehoff’s attempt at rebooting Baywatch causes much concern for his mental state…
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
As Superhero’s lives went, Edgar’s was pretty easy.
“He’s everywhere! He’s everywhere!”
Sir Robin never actually visited Bristol to find what he’d nearly stood up to was just a yokel in a chicken costume.
Without frisbees or balls, beachgoers turned to darker forms a amusement.
The Monday Contest thinks the claw has already chosen.
About Rodney Dill
