OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Nassau Space Center Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Nassau Space Center Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Tillman – Best episode of Swamp People ever. (“Choot ’em, choot ’em ‘lizabeth. — rodney)
Second: Robert W. Armijo – “I’m sorry, Captain. But I’ve given you all she’s got. We just can’t break free of that tugboat’s tracker beam.
Third: Jeremy – “At Progressive, we cover everything! Except that.”
HONORABLE MENTION
Bennett – A Floridian retiring to New York? Doing it wrong.
physics geek – Gonna need a bigger boat.
Idiot – To infinity and….. oh nevermind.
Fog – OK, we’ve got her turned into the wind. Now we need more speed!
roger – Kirk: “Scotty, Warp Factor 7!” Scotty: “Din canna do ca’tin.Ya see da “No wake sign?””
Argon – Another perfect emergency landing by Chesley Sullenberger. What a pilot!
Talmadge East – You just can’t find good parking in NYC.
Bill – Captain. I’m having trouble lifting off with this new algae fuel oil. Can we go back to the old $4.00 a gallon stuff.
He who must not be named – A three hour tour…
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Open the eBay door, Hal”
Attempts to go over Niagara Falls in some sort of unpowered device became more and more bizarre.
Ray Bradbury’s Funeral Pyre was deemed a fitting tribute.
At least Gingrich is happy… He thinks he’s going to Mars.
I don’t seem to remember this part of Huck Finn.
The Monday Contest has already set high expectations.
I actually like that show too. Not afraid of alligators anymore.
Now that I’ve won once, I will go back to my usual milieu of occasional honorable mentions.
Am I on a roll or something?