Caption Contest Winners

The Nineveh Bar and Grill Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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(AP Photo/Kin Cheung)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: yetanotherjohn – A pessimist would say the bar is half flooded, an optimist says the bar is open.

Second: mpw280 – Team Obama and how they would have handled Katrina.

Third: Maggie Mama – Not just the beer labels are turning blue!

HONORABLE MENTION

markm – “Come to the Philipines, we have lots of brown water, Camel no filters and Colt 45”

ElmoAfghanistan … health care … Iran? WTF, can’t you see I’m busy!

William d’Inger – California experiences a new flood of immigrants.

G.A.Phillips – Obama’s brother stops by the local watering hole after a hard day working under the tree next to his hut?

DL – The first batch of Obamabeer makes its debut in Manila with a “free cigarettes” giveaway.

Hodink – “We take a bath once a year whether we need it or not.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“How long does this bar stay open?”
“I dunno… How long can you tread water?”

“Next round will cost you a fin.”

Ned suddenly realized he’d inadvertantly stumbled into a Bay Bar… not that there’s anything wrong with that.

“No Shirt, No Shoes, No… who are we kidding, we’ll serve anyone.”

“A man walks into a bar with a duck… uh wazzat? you heard this one?”

“Dry Martini?”

“Marco….”

The itsaliveThursday Contest has already jumpstarted Abbie Normal’s brain.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks, Dill.