OTB Caption Contest Winners

The May The Farce Be With You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The May The Farce Be With You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




First: Tony W – Workers at the candy-corn factory outside Fukushima Japan, gather at a company meeting.

Second: CSK – The Japanese re-make of “The Charge of the Light Brigade” took a few liberties with the original version.

Third: markm – Seeking solutions to short landings, San Francisco International Airport has hired hundreds of part time aircraft marshaling specialists. The photo shows the signal for PULL THE F*#K UP.


John425 – Tibetans show new colonoscopy tool to their Chinese overlords.

Brian – Disney firmly denied their flop The Lone Ranger caused the new Star Wars film to have a massive special effect budget cut, but from the clip we were shown for review…

Mu – After intensive training using toy lightsabers members of the Jedi Volkssturm demanded to be issued the real thing.

James in Silverdale, WA – “We demand Candy Corn for All!”

JWH – Shanghai Jedi fans practice their version of the tomahawk chop.

Paul HoosonBoy: “What do you call thousands of Asians standing around carrying plastic lightsabers?” Dad: “I’m not sure son, but the streets sure sound a lot safer with less Asians suddenly driving!’


What is the sound of one light saber humming?

Pirates and Ninja’s beware.


These are not the Sinoids you’re looking for

Son: “Who’s the Jedi Knight known for accidently starting house fires with his light saber?” Dad: “I don’t know, Who son?” Son: “Awww… you guessed it….”

The Thursday Contest is already just another brick in the wall.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Tony W says:

    Fun! I am celebrating by enjoying some radioactive candy corn with my 9th cup of coffee this morning.

  2. markm says:

    Third place loser…..I’LL TAKE IT RD.


  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you Rodney for honoring my terrible joke. It’s one heck of a shtick I have….telling jokes with a stupid ethnic stereotype punchline. And, I really enjoyed your fun with my housefire theme jokes as well. Some day I really need to write a book of stupid housefire jokes. Not a good book mind you, but just a book…..probably suitable for a flyswatter or as a coffee coaster….

  4. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: …a book that probably should not be saved if it were on the coffee table in a house that had a fire.