OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Who's Your al-Baghdadi? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Who’s Your al-Baghdadi? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Photographer Ben Curtis


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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Pinky – Poor Ibrahim; he’s still bragging about shooting down Brian Williams.

Second: Liberal Capitalist – Where is that Uber ?… We called 15 minutes ago, and I’ll be late for the suicide attack bombing.

Third: RockThisTown – Need two tickets to the Cat Stevens, er Yusuf Islam, concert!

HONORABLE MENTION

markm – “…taxi….TAXI……good lord this place is Jihadst.”

Paul Hooson – An ISIS man shows his shadow….That means six more weeks of beheadings…

OzarkHillbilly – Advertising the latest book by a Presidential hopeful, “God, Guns, Cigarettes and Camels”.

CrustyDem – Amir’s dream of becoming the first Libyan to win the “Lumberjack Games” were dashed when, after winning the axe throwing and placing in the “hot saw” (using a modified AK-47), he fell off the logroll and drowned.

Franklin – “I saw TWO titties in last week’s Caption Contest!”

Mark Ryan – Seeing how the women of Germany don’t shave their armpits, the Iraqi hookers tossed out the blades completely!

steve – Join ISIS! it’s a great chance to get ahead (or two).

Will Taylor – Will Jihad for Food

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“I didn’t really want to be a terrorist shill… I always wanted to be a… Lumberjack”

“Cheeburger Cheeburger…”

“Yes, My camel has two humps.” “…but that’s a dromedary…” “…but camel has definitely been humped at least twice.”

Harold and Kumar just weren’t the same after Harold’s beheading

I see the PackersSeahawks are lining up a new offensive play caller for next season.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    My sense of humor has been feeling kind of flat here of late. Lucky to come up with what I did. My fav this week was: Will Taylor – Will Jihad for Food.

    Too funny. Too true.

  2. DrDaveT says:

    Awesome, Pinky. Well done.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you to everyone and my friend, Rodney. – I sort of liked “Will Jihad for food” as well, as far Franklin, keeping us abreast of last week’s contest, well, his statement was rather tit for tat…

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: He was just keeping us abreast of things.

  5. Pinky says:

    I actually feel sorry for Brian Williams, but man, the jokes are easy. (Actually, I feel sorry for him because the jokes are easy.)