OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Who's Your al-Baghdadi? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Who’s Your al-Baghdadi? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Pinky – Poor Ibrahim; he’s still bragging about shooting down Brian Williams.
Second: Liberal Capitalist – Where is that Uber ?… We called 15 minutes ago, and I’ll be late for the suicide attack bombing.
Third: RockThisTown – Need two tickets to the Cat Stevens, er Yusuf Islam, concert!
markm – “…taxi….TAXI……good lord this place is Jihadst.”
Paul Hooson – An ISIS man shows his shadow….That means six more weeks of beheadings…
OzarkHillbilly – Advertising the latest book by a Presidential hopeful, “God, Guns, Cigarettes and Camels”.
CrustyDem – Amir’s dream of becoming the first Libyan to win the “Lumberjack Games” were dashed when, after winning the axe throwing and placing in the “hot saw” (using a modified AK-47), he fell off the logroll and drowned.
Franklin – “I saw TWO titties in last week’s Caption Contest!”
Mark Ryan – Seeing how the women of Germany don’t shave their armpits, the Iraqi hookers tossed out the blades completely!
steve – Join ISIS! it’s a great chance to get ahead (or two).
Will Taylor – Will Jihad for Food
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“I didn’t really want to be a terrorist shill… I always wanted to be a… Lumberjack”
“Yes, My camel has two humps.” “…but that’s a dromedary…” “…but camel has definitely been humped at least twice.”
Harold and Kumar just weren’t the same after Harold’s beheading
I see the
PackersSeahawks are lining up a new offensive play caller for next season.