OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Donkey Hokey Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Donkey Hokey Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Photo By REUTERS/Joaquin Sarmiento


First: Bennett – Eeyore, depressed over the GOP nomination process, decided he had enough.

Second: John D’Geek – Democrats Cover their Ass … film at 11

Third: John Burgess“Enough with the eating dog nonsense. I’m switching to burritos anyway.”


grizzlybare – You can lead a donkey to KoolAid but you can’t make him drink.

Doug Mataconis“I feel like such an ass in this costume.”

Michael Hamm – Today’s political quiz: Which one is the true Jackass?

Moderate Mom – Yum! It looks almost as tasty as a dog.

Robert W. ArmijoMitt Romney’s coded message to President Obama: “That will do, donkey. That will do.”

John425 – Obama: Ass? You mean donkey ass? Well, it tastes a lot like chicken.


A cape on a jackass does not a superhero make.

“Shrek? is that you?”

“Lighten up Francis.”

When Obama had invited the Secret Service agents to a piece of ass, they didn’t understand that he’d meant it as an entree.

The Thursday Contest has already shown an overinflated opinion of itself.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bennett says:

    Am I the first person to win without actually getting any votes? I’ll take it either way, lol.

  2. rodney dill says:

    Probably not, I judge ’em as I like ’em, regardless of the votes, but ones with votes possibly have more universal appeal, so would get selected more often than not.