Dolphins Never Forget
“Say that, in 1993, you were at a bar having some beers with a dolphin” has been nominated and seconded as the “Best opening sentence. EVER.”
Florida Linebacker Barks at K-9 Officer
University of Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison has been suspended after barking at a police dog.
Obama Waging Psychological Warfare on Americans, Says Crazy Doctor
Dr. Keith Ablow lays out the case that President Obama is conducting psychological warfare on us.
Keeping Mentally Ill Senators From Getting Guns
I’ve got my differences with Charlie Schumer and Joe Manchin. But there’s no need to call names.
Hitler Reacts to PowerLine Ad Strategy
So, the PowerLine gang experimented with an annoying pre-load survey widget to boost revenue. A certain mustachioed Austrian is not amused.
Jerry Seinfeld Explains Joke Writing
Jokes aren’t funny if you have to explain them. Explaining how the joke got written can be marginally funny.
Drink More Wine: It’s Science
A diet rich in olive oil, nuts, beans, fish, fruits and vegetables, and wine is good for your heart.
Obama’s Drone Fantasy
While I’m sure President Obama has fantasies of launching drones on Congress, it’s not over his drone policy.
Obama Re-Elected!
Six weeks ago, we held a non-binding referendum asking Americans who they’d like for president. Yesterday, the real election was held.
Michelle Obama Goes Too Far
Somebody drove a car into a McDonald’s in DC’s Adams Morgan neighborhood, prompting Ryan Lizza to quip, “This time Michelle Obama’s gone too far.”
Jerry Seinfeld Really Likes ‘Really’
When Jerry Seinfeld writes a letter to the editor, the editor publishes the letter. Really.
How America Dominates the World: Manipulations, Sex, and Money
Chamake Mauriene reveals America’s secret to world domination in Pravda.
