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Sequestration and Punishing the Taxpayer: Air Traffic Control Edition

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The Day CNN Melted Down In Boston

Yesterday was not a good day for the Cable “News” Network.

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Hagel Scraps Drone Medal

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Army Denies Purple Heart to Fort Hood Victims (For Now)

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North Korea’s Bluster: How Should We Respond?

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Team USA, Xenophobia, and International Soccer

The former coach of an American team playing a foreign sport is upset that his foreign-born successor is using foreign-born Americans.

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North Korea Nullifies 1953 Armistice

Things are heating up on the Korean Peninsula again.

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