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Man fires a weapon as he dances during a traditional excursion near the western Saudi city of Taif

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N.L.R.B. Denies Student Athletes’ Bid To Unionize

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The National Labor Relations Board refused to certify an effort by athletes at Northwestern University to unionize.

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Man fires a weapon as he dances during a traditional excursion near the western Saudi city of Taif

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Singapore celebrates 50 years of independence

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Scott Walker’s Crony Capitalism

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“Fiscal conservative” Scott Walker is handing Wisconsin taxpayers a $400 million bill for a new arena for the Milwaukee Bucks.

Taiwanese Animators Take On The Republican Presidential Debate

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The Taiwanese Animators have taken on last Thursday’s Republican Presidential debate, and everything you’d expected it to be:

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Singapore celebrates 50 years of independence

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Foreign ministers prepare for a family photo in Vienna

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Roger Goodell Upholds Tom Brady’s Deflategate Suspension

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Not surprisingly, Tom Brady’s appeal of his Deflategate suspension was not successful.

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Foreign ministers prepare for a family photo in Vienna

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Alex Rocco, Character Actor Who Played Moe Green In The Godfather, Dies At 79

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Alex Rocco, a character actor who is best known for his portrayal of Las Vegas gangster Moe Green in The Godfather, has died at the age of 79: Character actor Alex Rocco, who played casino owner Moe Greene in “The Godfather” and appeared in dozens of other movies and TV shows, died Saturday of cancer in Studio […]

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Photos of the day - June 21, 2015

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Second Amendment Bonus Caption Contest Winners

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The Big Iron On His Hip Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. ✰ THE WINNERS ✰ OzarkHillbilly – Git yer pestilential paws off that peripatetic podium you platitudinous picayune pusillanimous pipsqueak! DrDaveT – “So ya hassta ask yerself, Varmint — da ya feel lucky?”

No, ‘Go Set A Watchman’ is Not a Sequel to ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’

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Keith Collins and Nikhil Sonnad provide strong evidence that the “sequel” to Harper Lee’s classic novel was merely a bad first draft.

Ken Stabler Dead at 69

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Kenny “The Snake” Stabler, legendary Alabama Crimson Tide and Oakland Raiders quarterback, has died of cancer at the age of 69.

Federal Judge Upholds Revocation Of Redskins Trademarks

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A Federal Judge has uphold a Patent Office ruling revoking the Redskins Trademarks on the ground that they are “disparaging” toward Native Americans.

Women’s World Cup Pay Disparity Is Due To The Marketplace, Not Discrimination

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The winners of the Women’s World Cup will get paid far less than the men that played last year, but that’s not because of sexism.

Fireworks Dumbitude

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The older I get (and as I approach “you kids get off my lawn”-ness), the more I get frustrated by fireworks in the wild.  By that I mean:  I love a good fireworks display, but wish people would stop buying the durn things and setting them off days before (and days after) the 4th of […]

Soccer Ratings Win for World Cup Champs

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Via NPR:  U.S. Women Shatter TV Ratings Record For Soccer With World Cup Win While some 17 million American viewers tuned in to the 7 p.m. ET start of Sunday’s game, that number quickly grew to 21.86 million an hour later — and reached 22.86 million at 8:30 p.m. ET, according to preliminary data from […]

Federal Government Threatens To Hold Up New Redskins Stadium Unless Team Changes Name

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The Federal Government is threatening to hold up plans for a new Redskins stadium unless the team changes its name.

Nerdiest Joke Ever?

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Paul Grenfell nominates this vanity plate of a Volkswagon Beetle (affectionately known as a “Bug”) with vanity plate “Feature”

Alcohol Tax Weirdness

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Taxes on wine, beer, and spirits vary wildly from state-to-state and even within each state.

The Confederate Flag Battle Slips Into Silly Territory

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The Confederate Flag needs to be removed from official places of honor, but do we really need to worry about reruns of The Dukes of Hazzard?

NBC To Donald Trump: You’re Fired

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Following up on the disputes with Univision that arose in the wake of Donald Trump’s derogatory comments toward Mexican immigrants, NBC Universal has cut its ties with Donald Trump: Amid mounting public pressure, NBCUniversal announced Monday that it will cut business ties with Donald Trump due to “recent derogatory statements” the Republican presidential hopeful made […]

Univision Breaks Ties With Donald Trump Over His Comments About ‘Mexican Rapists’

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Donald Trump’s comments about Mexicans during his announcement speech last week are having financial repercussions: Univision is canceling its telecast of the Miss USA pageant, an event partially owned by Donald Trump, to protest Trump’s offensive remarks about Mexicans. Furthermore, Univision says it is severing all other business ties to Trump. Univision is the biggest […]

Jon Stewart’s Flagdance

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Jon Stewart weighs in on the Confederate Flag controversy as only he can: The Daily ShowGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,The Daily Show on Facebook,Daily Show Video Archive I’m really, really gonna miss him when he’s gone.

New Report Indicates Pete Rose Bet As A Player, And Lied About It

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Pete Rose’s efforts at rehabilitation may have just been fatally injured.

Donald Trump Convinces Jon Stewart To Stick Around

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Jon Stewart almost quit The Daily Show early, but Donald Trump convinced him to stick around: The Daily ShowGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,The Daily Show on Facebook,Daily Show Video Archive

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Apple Reverses Course On Music Royalties

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Well, that didn’t take long.

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Taylor Swift, Apple Music, And The Future Of The Music Business

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Taylor Swift is taking a stand against Apple’s new streaming music service, and she’s largely right.

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U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton takes the stage to deliver her "official launch speech" at a campaign kick off rally in New York

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Jon Stewart And Stephen Colbert On Donald Trump

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Yesterday’s bizarre Donald Trump announcement was, not surprisingly, excellent fodder for Jon Stewart last night: The Daily ShowDaily Show Full Episodes,  More Daily Show Videos,  Comedy Central Full Episodes But before Stewart was on the air, Stephen Colbert had released a video of his own that, just maybe, provides a hint of what The Late Show […]

St. Louis Cardinals Officials Investigated For Hacking The Houston Astros

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Cardinals executives were doing a little more than just stealing signs, apparently.

Arlington Assholes Up Bullshit Fine For Swearing in Public

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It could cost you $250 to say “F- Arlington” if you happen to be in Arlington when you say it.

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U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton takes the stage to deliver her "official launch speech" at a campaign kick off rally in New York

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Senator Mark Kirk: Lindsey Graham Is A ‘Bro With No Ho’

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Illinois Senator Mark Kirk had a colorful way to describe his fellow Senator: WASHINGTON — Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) is a “bro with no ho,” according to his colleague, Sen. Mark Kirk (R-Ill.) The assessment of Graham’s love life was made during a Senate Appropriations Committee markup on Thursday and caught on a live microphone. […]

Movie Legend Christopher Lee Dead At 93

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Christopher Lee, who played a vampire, a Bond Villain, a Sith Lord, and a Tolkien wizard during his career among so many other roles, has passed away at the age of 93: Christopher Lee, a towering British movie actor who lent his distinguished good looks, Shakespearean voice and aristocratic presence to a gallery of villains, […]

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Why Aren’t Racehorses Getting Faster?

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Humans have been getting progressively bigger, faster, and stronger. Not so horses.

American Pharoah Wins First Triple Crown In 37 Years

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A thirty-seven year long drought is over.

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