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Hijacking the National Anthem

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Athletes are sitting out the Star Spangled Banner to air their grievances. Management is pushing back.

Bill Cosby’s Sexual Assault Trial Set For June 2017

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A long way off, but there are some important pre-trial matters to resolve between now and then.

Santa Clara Police Threaten to Not Do Job Over Cartoon Socks

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Blue feelings matter.

Gene Wilder, Comedian And Film Actor, Dies At 83

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A skilled comedian and unlikely leading man has passed away at the age of 83.

Summer Olympics Were Lowest Rated Since 2000

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Despite being much more conveniently located for viewers in the United States, viewership for the just-concluded Olympics were the lowest they’ve been in sixteen years.

Steven Hill, Who Played D.A. Adam Schiff on ‘Law & Order,’ Dies At 94

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Steven Hill, a long-time actor who achieved fame late in life as the long-serving District Attorney Adam Schiff on Law & Order, has died at 94: Steven Hill, who originated imposing lead roles on two notable television series, “Mission: Impossible” in the 1960s and “Law & Order” in the 1990s, died on Tuesday in Manhattan. […]

Kenny Baker, The Actor Inside R2-D2, Dies At 81

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Kenny Baker, best known as the man inside R2-D@, one of only two characters to appear in all of the principal Star Wars films that have been released to date, has died at the age of 81: Kenny Baker, the British actor who rose to fame by playing the robot R2-D2 in six “Star Wars” […]

Garry Marshall, Creator Of Classic Television Shows, Dies At 81

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The creator of some of the most popular television programming of the 1970s has passed away at the age of 81.

Tom Brady Abandons ‘Deflategate’ Appeals, Will Serve Suspension Beginning In September

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New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady has abandoned his option to appeal the ‘Deflategate’ ruling to the Supreme Court and will serve his four game suspension beginning in September.

Tom Brady, N.F.L.P.A. Lose Petition For Full Second Circuit Review

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Tom Brady and the N.F.L. Player’s Association suffered another legal setback in their appeal of the ‘Deflategate’ suspension.

Kevin Durant Taking His Talents to Oakland

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In the biggest NBA free agent move since LeBron James left and returned to Cleveland, Kevin Durant is joining the Golden State Warriors.

N.F.L. Coaching Legend Buddy Ryan Dies At 82

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An N.F.L. defensive legend has passed away at the age of 82.

Pat Summitt Dead at 64

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One of the greatest coaches of all time has passed.

LeBron James Brings A Championship Home To Cleveland For The First Time Since 1964

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Congratulations Cleveland! Next month, you get Donald Trump.

Ichiro Suzuki ‘Passes’ Pete Rose Hit Total

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The most underrated superstar of this era has passed a special milestone, albeit with a big asterisk.

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A Bald Eagle took a trip to Canada recently to send a message: He got his goose. The Vancouver Island Images Facebook page describes itself as “a place to explore and learn about this beautiful area.” However, a bald eagle recently turned that beautiful area into a brutal-full arena when it absolutely crushed the spirit […]

Hockey Legend Gordie Howe Dead At 88

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Gordie Howe, long-time player for the Detroit Red Wings and a legend in the National Hockey League, has died at the age of 88: Gordie Howe, one of the greatest and most durable players in the history of hockey, who powered his Detroit Red Wings teams to four Stanley Cup championships and was 52 years […]

Dilbert’s Scott Adams and Donald Trump

** FILE**Richard Hatch, winning castaway from the CBS reality show "Survivor," reacts as he holds his prize, a $1 million dollar check, in this Aug. 25, 2000, file photo made at the CBS Television studios in Los Angeles. When Hatch was selected by his fellow castaways as the big prize winner, 51.7 million viewers were watching. In 2004, two cable powerhouses are trying to  establish a reality network. (AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)

The cartoonist and student of human psychology is fascinated by the con artist who would be president.

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Muhammed Ali Dead At 74

Heavyweight champion Muhammad Ali stands over fallen challenger Sonny Liston, shouting and gesturing shortly after dropping Liston with a short hard right to the jaw on May 25, 1965, in Lewiston, Maine.

The Greatest Of All Time.

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Zika Virus Concerns Lead To Calls To Postpone or Move 2016 Olympics

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Concerns about the Zika Virus are leading some doctors to call for the 2016 Summer Olympics to be moved or postponed.

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Criminal Charges Against Bill Cosby Can Proceed To Trial, Pennsylvania Judge Rules

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A Pennsylvania Judge ruled today that there was sufficient evidence against Bill Cosby to allow the sexual assault charges against him to proceed to trial.

Bubba Smith Is Latest Former N.F.L. Player Diagnosed To Have Had C.T.E.

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Bubba Smith, the former N.F.L. star who went on to have a successful career as an actor, is the latest former pro football player to be diagnosed as having a degenerative brain disease linked to repeated concussions: Bubba Smith, the All-Pro defensive end in the N.F.L. who went on to a second career as a […]

Tom Brady, N.F.L. Players Association To Seek Review Of Appeals Court Deflategate Decision

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Deflategate isn’t over yet and, depending on what happens in the Courts, could still be unresolved at the end of the N.F.L. season that begins in September.

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Hillary Clinton And Bernie Sanders Walk Into A Bar…..

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Last night’s Saturday Night Live cold open was most likely the last time we’ll see Larry David as Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders but, along with Kate McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton, it was one of the best of the season: Very well done guys, although the first skit remains my personal favorite:

Vast Majority Of Native Americans Not Offended By ‘Redskins’ Name, New Poll Claims

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A new poll indicates that the argument that the name “Redskins” is disparaging is not an accurate statement of how Native Americans themselves feel about the issue.

Morley Safer, Legendary 60 Minutes Correspondent, Dies At 84

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A journalistic legend has passed away just days after his retirement was officially announced.

Bill Backer, Creator Of ‘I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke’ Ad, Dies At 89

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Bill Backer, the man behind the creation of the most famous commercials of the 1970s if not all time, has died at the age of 89: Bill Backer, a lapsed lyricist whose classic 1971 commercial taught a fractious world of potential Coca-Cola consumers to sing in perfect harmony and was featured in the finale of […]

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Appeals Court Reinstates Tom Brady’s Deflategate Suspension

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A Federal Appeals Court has reinstated the four game suspension imposed on Tom Brady over the so-called ‘Deflategate’ scandal.

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Prince Dead At 57

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A music legend has passed at far too young an age.

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Merle Haggard Dead at 79

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A country music legend has passed.

New England Patriots Fans File Frivolous Lawsuit Against N.F.L. Over Deflategate Sanctions

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A group of New England Patriots fans are providing us with the latest example of stupid lawsuits that don’t belong in Court at all.

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