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The noise from Seattle’s CenturyLynk Field during Monday night’s game between the Seattle Seahawks and the New Orleans Saints was so loud it registered on seismographs: (CNN) – There’s no need to tell football fans in Seattle to take it up a notch. They’re doing just fine, thank you. After setting a Guinness World Record for noise […]
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According to a new study, Ohioans are most likely to need to have their expletives deleted: Are you f*&!ing serious? As a native Buckeye who’s lived in Washington for eight years, this was my first reaction to the data analysis released today by our Marchex Institute, which found that people in Ohio curse the most in […]
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When it comes to sitcom holiday episodes, there’s not much that can beat, Turkey’s Away, perhaps the one episode of WKRP In Cincinnati that even people who were not alive when the show aired are familiar with. For those of you who haven’t seen it, here’s the Hulu version. Unfortunately, thanks to copyright issues I […]
70 year-old Mick Jagger is a great-grandfather: Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger is a great-grandfather early next year. His daughter Jade told The Sunday Timesthat her 21-year-old daughter, Assisi, expects to give birth in several months. She tells the newspaper she does not expect Jagger, 70, to slow down now that he’s set to become a […]
The video below has been circulating on social media this week. It was produced last year to mark the 130th anniversary of the founding of Banco Sabadell, a Spanish bank. Consider it a palate cleanser after yet another week of political nonsense and a day in which the United States is remembering a tragic day […]
U.S. News & World Report informs us that every turkey that President Obama has pardoned is dead: It’s that time of the year again folks, when two lucky turkeys come to Washington, spend time at a swanky hotel, get some facetime with President Obama at the White House, before spending the rest of their days at a […]
Paramount Pictures is putting a quick halt to that talk about a sequel to It’s A Wonderful Life: The announced It’s a Wonderful Life sequel isn’t sounding too wonderful to Paramount. Derrik J. Lang of the Associated Press reported that the studio said that it would fight the proposed sequel to the film titled It’s a Wonderful Life: The Rest of the Story that Variety reported […]
Yet another sign that Hollywood is officially out of ideas: Star Partners and Hummingbird Prods. are collaborating on production of a sequel to Frank Capra’s iconic 1946 movie “It’s a Wonderful Life,” which starred Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed. The sequel, titled “It’s a Wonderful Life: The Rest of the Story,” is being financed by Allen J. Schwalb […]
It was 35 years ago tonight that the only piece of Star Wars lore more disliked than Jar Jar Binks aired for the first and only time: 35 years ago today, Star Wars fans were excited to see the first follow-up to the record-breaking, smash hit film that had opened the year before. Unfortunately, what […]
File this one under, celebrities really can be pricks sometimes: So now we’re seeing a very interesting side of Tom Cruise. He sat for a deposition in his $50 million libel suit against a magazine publisher that claimed in a story that Cruise had abandoned daughter Suri. In and of itself, the deposition is fascinating reading for […]
In a move that some might find surprising, the next movie in the Star Wars saga will be coming out during the holiday season in 2015: With pre-production in full-swing, a confirmed release date of December 18, 2015, has been set for Lucasfilm’s highly anticipated Star Wars: Episode VII. “We’re very excited to share the official […]
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Here’s Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Services getting a “gift” from Tennessee State Senator Brian Kelsey during a visit to Memphis yesterday. The Memphis Daily News was there to capture the moment. Yes, Kelsey is a Republican. Still one has to admit that this is pretty hilarious. H/T: Buzzfeed
No, not her personally, just her music: She’s sold close to 100 million albums worldwide, but it seems Britney Spears can’t count Somali pirates among her many fans. In fact, her tunes are being used to turn the tide on high-seas crimes. Merchant naval officer Rachel Owens recently spoke to Metro and revealed that a “blast of […]
Performance enhancing drugs have, bizarrely, found their way into the world of competitive pigeon racing: They no doubt would plead ignorance. Or blame their coaches. Or say they were victims of jealous rivals who spiked their water bottles with banned substances, or claim that the liquid they had been squirting under their tongues was only […]
Penn State University has settled more than two dozen claims arising out of the abuse committed by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky: Penn State has agreed to pay $59.7 million to 26 sexual abuse victims of the former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky in exchange for an end to their claims against the university, […]
All the way back in 1984, Steve Young signed a contract with the Los Angeles Express of the long-defunct United States Football League that is about to start paying off for him quite handsomely: Thanks to a forward-thinking contract Young signed with the upstart USFL, the Hall of Fame quarterback will be getting paid through 2027. […]